funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

superiorescalator:

please watch this vine

gameraboy:

Mermaid auditions at the Disneyland Hotel

Carolina Herrera S/S 2015 - Details

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

image

deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

penisburps:

lindsaylohoean:

does ke$ha go by k€sha in europe 

i dunno ask will.je.suis

swooningoverstyles:

x

The face he makes when he says liar lord have mercy

whackcalzone:

MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM

whackcalzone:

MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM